Hey kids. I'm the Real Roland. You know me! Nice to meet ya. Say hi!

So me and Blago are hanging out and he sez to me, he sez, "Tombstone, what's up with those punk kids today. They don't get it. They ain't old school like you and me. Back in the day, I used to look just like Glenn Danzig, but look at my hair now."

And I thought to myself, "He's right. His hair is tuhrrible."

And then I thought to myself, "He's out of beer. I think it's time to go home."

So in case you haven't yet checked it out, I've been really liking captaincrawl dot com. Some of the best bloggers are sharing their records with people. Like Punk Not Profit, Sickness Abounds and Addicted to Oi! Check out their blogs and donate if you can because it takes effort to make all that available.

The Real Roland hates music elitism. How are you gonna look down at people for not having all those records and not share them? YOU KNOW? The Real Roland also hates engravers. They need to hurry up and get SENATOR on my mausoleum before Harry Reid's punk ass gives me the boot.

Stuff I found through captain crawl I recommend if you haven't heard it yet:

Schwartzeneggar (Steve Ignorant's band, post Crass - only a few EPs but they were gooood)
Cheetah Chrome (pretend like you know)
Flux of Pink Indians
Tragic Mulatto
NoMeansNo
Teenage Jesus and the Jerks
Anti-Pasti
Iconoclast
Actifed (again - only a couple of EPs, but this band was so good, I think it should be the first one you look up)

et cetera

If you live in the Illinois area, send me a shout and tell Dick Durbin and that president of ours... what's his name again...? Yeah. That guy. Tell them I sez, "THAT'S SENATOR THE REAL ROLAND TO YOU. WHAT." Y'all missed. Pretend like you didn't.

In the meantime, use this thread to post some punk rawk The Real Roland hasn't heard yet. ALSO let's hear about some old, dirty hole in the wall record stores in your part of the world.